Birding Humour

 
Strangely, given the 'craic' that most birders enjoy while out birding or in the pub, little gets written down, partly because a lot of it is about personalities, while what is light-hearted banter to some upsets others. Here are the highlights.
 
Bill Oddie's Little Black Bird Book (Eyre Metheun 1980, reprint Robson Books 1998)
Gone Birding (Metheun 1983)
Follow That Bird (Robson Books 1998)
Gripping Yarns (A & C Black 2000)
Bill Oddie
A quarter of a century on and BOLBBB, as it is affectionately abbreviated, remains the funniest and most accurate assessment of birders and what makes them tick and it remains one of the first recommendations I would make to anyone wanting to know what makes a birder tick (in both senses of the word). The stuff on fooling the rarities committee is perceptive and amusing and surprisingly little has dated. Gone Birding and Follow That Bird are more conventional autobiographical stuff, but still with a sense of humour, while Gripping Yarns is a collection of Oddie's columns from Birdwatching magazine, which includes several which will bring a wry smile to the lips, as well as others which bring an insight into the psyche of the birder.
 
Not BB - the magazine for the Serious Birdspotter www.drmartinwilliams.com/not-bb/
Originally appearing in printed form, this classic was produced by a group of birders from Cambridge. Not BB I was A4 and cheaply produced, but they became more 'professional' as the series progressed, but Not BB V was, sadly, the last. I even had some input, and won a book token for best contribution one year, while one of my articles (on House Sparrow) has even been cited as a reference (well, sort of ... it was mentioned in an article on House Sparrow declines in the Lancashire Bird Report). Having lost some of my originals it's nice to see it revived on the internet, even if it is just edited highlights.
 
Leicester Llamas web.archive.org/web/20031001230739/www.cpcayless.fsbusiness.co.uk/sparky.htm
Sadly defunct, this was the funniest birding website of all time. Now, just remnants remain in internet archiving sites. Produced by a group of Leicester birders, it is possibly most famous for its IQ40 Club articles. Come on boys, bring it back!
 
Punkbirder www.freewebs.com/punkbirder/index.htm
A website from a group of Norfolk-based birders. The rare-ometer, some identifications tips and the usual digs at the ever-changing world of taxonomy are among the highlights.
 
Tom McKinney's blog www.skills-bills.co.uk/birds.htm
At times, rather foul-mouthed, so not for the faint-hearted, but an acerbic take on modern birding, even if you're not always sure where the author's tongue is placed.
 
George Bristow's Secret Freezer proregulus.blogspot.com
The blog of taxonomist and birder Martin Collinson, which brings a smile to my lips each time it lurches off on another unexpected tangent.

(C) Mike Pennington 2006